About
History
On Oct 19, 2013 I unleashed the carnivorous charm of "ToMeatYou," a Twitter bot with an insatiable appetite for meaty wordplay! This witty bot combed through tweets, hunting for any phrase with a "meet" twist, only to transform it into a succulent celebration of MEAT. The aftermath was a feast of uproarious reactions, leaving folks in a delightful daze of confusion, turning the Twitter-sphere into a carnivorous chaos of laughter and culinary creativity! It was a meat-iful madness that had everyone questioning their sanity and salivating for more savory surprises. Regrettably, due to a recent shift in Twitter's ownership, our carnivorous comrade, the meat bot, found itself on the chopping block, and the uproarious chapter of hilarious history was sliced away. But fear not, my hungry friends, for I am resurrecting it from the depths of deletion, now seasoned with the sizzling spirit of the $MEATYOU coin! Get ready for a mouthwatering comeback that will have you rushing back for seconds faster than you can say "porkfolio." This revival is set to be a banquet of laughter and financial flavor, where every transaction leaves you with a taste of prosperity. It's not just a resurrection; it's a delectable revolution! 🍖💰🎉
Vision
The twitter account will be the primary focus prior to the coin launch. Most development time will be spent on the github project. As the twitter account re-starts searching for and posting meat memes every hour, it will re-gain traction and followers, who will then learn about this project.
Each person who is “meated” on twitter, will have the opportunity to claim an airdrop of a predetermined number of $MEATYOU coins. Additionally, once a day, a random “meating” will be captured and minted into an NFT, that will be airdropped to a random coinholder. This is a long term coin/memebot so we will be creating a wallet that will hold a large balance, but will only be used for airdrops according to this plan.
The @ToMeatYou bot scours X to Meat People
The @ToMeatYou X account emerges as a carnivorous virtuoso, tirelessly scouring the vast expanse of the web to "meat" people with its unique and flavorful charm. With an insatiable appetite for meaty wordplay, this witty bot transforms ordinary tweets into succulent celebrations of all things carnivorous. Unleashing a torrent of humor, @ToMeatYou has the internet in stitches, turning the mundane into a feast of laughter. It's not just a bot; it's a culinary comedian, hunting for phrases with a "meet" twist and serving them up in a delightful chaos of confusion and amusement. In a carnivalesque dance of tweets, @ToMeatYou is the master chef, cooking up a storm that leaves the Twitter-sphere salivating for more savory surprises. Prepare to be 'meat'-mazed and captivated by the delightful madness this carnivorous bot brings to the digital table.
Last updated in 2013 and written in python 2.7, the bot was in a drastic need of a refresh. The first task of $MEATYOU is to get @ToMeatYou up and working again. Our task list is as follows:
- Update the bot to Python 3 standards
- Implement X API V2 compatible code
- Purchase X API V2 Access (currently $100/month. Thanks ELON)
- Update Twitter account profile
- Launch bot to tweet once an hour, and run it for at least a week to work out bugs
- Deploy bot on cloud service
The $MEATYOU Token
$MEATYOU, a savory token grilling on the Solana Blockchain, is the ultimate partner in crime to the whimsically carnivorous @ToMeatYou Twitter bot. This token brings a juicy blend of financial zest and meaty charm to the decentralized landscape. As the bot orchestrates a carnivalesque parade of meaty wordplay, $MEATYOU stands tall as the grillmaster of decentralized finance, offering a succulent experience for its holders. It's not just a token; it's a flavor-packed journey where every transaction is marinated in prosperity. Together, this dynamic duo forms a delectable partnership, turning the world of crypto into a sizzling celebration of laughter, community, and financial abundance. Get ready to sink your teeth into the tastiest crypto experience ever! 🍖💰
Our task list is as follows:
- Mint the $MEATYOU Token on the Solana Blockchain
- Create the MarketID for the $MEATYOU Token
- Identify and bring on additional token Devs to assist with the launch
- Define initial airdrops
- Pre-Sale $MEATYOU token to fund initial liquidity (Est. Late Jan 2024)
- Launch $MEATYOU token (Est. Middle Feb 2024)
The $MEATYOU NFTs
Introducing $MEATYOU NFTs, the epitome of meat-inspired memorabilia that sizzles with a flavor uniquely its own! While we're not entirely sure why anyone would crave these digital delights, these NFTs serve as mouthwatering mementos, commemorating past "meatings" in the most whimsical fashion. Picture this: each NFT encapsulates the essence of carnivorous connections, immortalizing the moments when two souls collided in a virtual feast of laughter. It's a delightful paradox – a digital canvas of meaty memories, leaving you pondering why you ever lived without them. So, if you're hungry for a slice of eccentricity, these $MEATYOU NFTs are here to satisfy your appetite for the extraordinary. Collect them now and relish in the unpredictable journey of crypto creativity, because who knows, perhaps owning one will be the key to unlocking a world of unexpected hilarity and prosperity!
Our task list is as follows:
- Develop another bot that randomly chooses @ToMeatYou posts
- Screenshot identified tweet
- Write code to identify holders of $MEATYOU and randomly select a wallet
- Develop method of sending NFT to the identified wallet
- Develop method of requesting @ToMeatYou to meat someone
- Send the corresponding NFT to the funding wallet for the request
The $MEATYOU Airdrops
Get ready for a delectable delight with the upcoming $MEATYOU token airdrops! While the details are sizzling on the grill and still being decided, one thing is for certain – these airdrops will be the juicy reward for our esteemed long-term holders. Picture it as a culinary surprise where our loyal community members are not just investors but cherished patrons of the $MEATYOU feast. As we fire up the grills, the aroma of prosperity wafts through the air, promising a succulent experience for those who've stuck with us through thick and thin. Stay tuned for the grand unveiling; it's not just an airdrop, but a flavorful celebration of the carnivorous camaraderie that binds us all together!
Our task list is as follows:
- Develop AirDrop requirements and publically announce them
- Develop methods to identify wallets that meet requirements
- SEND FREE MONEY to MEATHEADS
Tokenomics
We are in it for the long term
Mint Authority: Disabled
Freeze Authority: Disabled
Liquidity Pool: Burned
Team
The Devs behind @ToMeatYou
Bill
Head Developer OG @ToMeatYou developer, and the only one that actually does anything around here
Silly Sarah Jhonson
$MEATYOU Product Marketing More than just Tits and Ass, She can cook too! As the only woman on the team she was selected for Marketing
Cory
CTO I guess We found him eating cheetos out of a zip-loc bag in the parking lot after a Magic The Gathering competition, so we assume he knows programming
Fake William Anderson
DoorDash Getter & Janitorial my wife's boyfriend and she told me that I had to give him a job so he would finally leave the houseContact
Contact Us
Roadmap
Dates are an estimation and will be updated as they become actual targets
$MEATYOU Timeline
Revival
Review @ToMeatYou sourcecode, identify steps for revival. Gently announce $MEATYOU project and website information to various places.
1 Jan '24Develop Vision
Build website on Github and describe the project with full transparancy.
4 Jan '24Community Announcement
Gently announce $MEATYOU project and website information to various places
5 Jan '24Secure API Funding
Identify source of ongoing funds for API Access to X needed for @ToMeatYou bot
5 Jan '24@ToMeatYou Source Code
Update sourcecode and re-launch bot
10 Jan '24Build Team
Identify and bring on additional token Devs to assist with the launch
10 Jan '24Airdrop Source Code
Develop Airdrop & NFT Codebase
18 Jan '24$MEATYOU Strategy
Define initial Tokenomics and Airdrop strategy
20 Jan '24$MEATYOU Pre-Sale
Pre-Sale $MEATYOU token to fund initial liquidity
30 Jan '24$MEATYOU Launch
Launch $MEATYOU Token
1 Feb '24